Marching on his quest, Jax invites Anaya Jang over to his place for a good time. He’s almost made his way through all the San Myshuno ladies but a sudden, terrible realization struck him. Time was passing. A bunch of his kids were in grade school. Some of these lovely ladies on the waiting list for a certified Jax Hidalgo baby wouldn’t stay young enough to have babies for much longer. If he didn’t hurry, at least a quarter of the female population would be wrinkled and grey before Jax ever got to them!
That wouldn’t do! Jax decided that these women in danger of becoming elders soon must be bumped right to the top of the list immediately. He was going to have to rearrange his strategy if he was to be successful in his mission.
One such lady happened to live in San Myshuno. Lily Feng. She seemed very eager to have a good time with Jax in the shower and wasn’t all that bothered when her husband came home and caught them in the act. MCCC usually divorces the Fengs in my game and judging by this visit, I can see why.
After letting the house cleaning go a little too long, Jax came home after seducing Lily to find a cute little dust bunny living there. Normally, he’d just vacuum the mess, including the dust bunnies, away. He does like a clean house which is one of his only redeeming qualities as a person if you go back and look at this playthrough, honestly. But Jax had an idea. What if he became the dust bunny’s friend? Would it stay and help him find valuable things to help turn his lights back on and pay his child support?
It took some time and persistence but eventually, the dust bunny Jax dubbed Bunsy grew to love Jax enough to start raking in some valuable stuff for Jax! He regularly brought Jax Omiscan treasures valued between §8,000-§10,000 each! Jax had no idea where his new dusty friend was finding all these priceless treasures but he wasn’t about to ask questions. He just sold everything before anyone came looking for it.
Thanks to Bunsy, the power to Jax’s house was restored and his child support payments were now paid in full. None of his kids were going to suffer on his watch! If he had a watch but he doesn’t because he lives on Sulani time, which is “it starts whenever I get there.”
With that weight finally off his shoulders, Jax went to see the next older lady on his emergency “Knock Up NOW” list, which was Meredith Roswell in StrangerVille. It’s not often Jax gets a woman he can’t handle but uh… let’s just say she was VERY enthusiastic about getting it on. I think Jax was slightly startled by such voraciousness.
Here’s where things started to get tricky. One of the ladies who needed to get pregnant with Jax’s baby immediately was Judith Ward. Judith was one day away from becoming an elder. Judith was also a Global Superstar so Jax couldn’t just stroll up to her house and knock on the door. He had to be friends with someone in the household, first.
Judith happened to be married to a non-celebrity, Marcus Flex. Marcus Flex has the Bro trait just like Jax. As if fate planned it this way, Marcus was jogging along the beach past Jax’s house and so, abandoning all sense of morals and integrity, Jax befriended Marcus in order to gain access to his home so he could sleep with his wife. Classy.
When Jax was finally permitted entrance to Judith’s home, he put all the moves on her. Enchanting Introduction, Charmer’s Lullaby, you name it. It was no good, though. No matter how many times he tried, all of his attempts at an introduction failed to capture Judith’s attention. She was so far above peasant boys like Jax.
Then Marcus came home. I thought “Great! Jax is already friends with Marcus so if I get a conversation going between the three of them, he can be the bridge between Jax and Judith!” Well, that didn’t go according to plan. Instead of Marcus introducing Jax and Judith, Judith propositioned her husband for some WooHoo upstairs and when they were finished, Judith was pregnant with Marcus’ baby. Um, excuse me but that was supposed to be Jax’s job!
In utter desperation, it occurred to me that new housemates always start out as acquaintances and don’t need to introduce themselves to each other. That led me to wonder if I moved Judith in with Jax via Manage Worlds, would that allow me to bypass the Attempt Introduction for a celebrity?
As it turns out, yes! Yes, it would! Pro tip for anyone else having trouble getting in with a celebrity; you can bypass having to get an attempted introduction accepted by just temporarily popping the celeb into your household!
I did not have time to wait around for 3 days until Judith popped out Marcus’ baby and then pray Jax would be able to get her pregnant again before she turned grey. I may have worked a little “fetus deletus” magic with MCCC to make her uterus vacant and open for business. Shhh!
With the almost-elders all expecting a baby with Jax, he returned his attention to the rest of the San Myshuno girls, even if they didn’t live in San Myshuno anymore. Penny Pizzazz married Knox Greenberg and moved to Evergreen Harbour with him but that didn’t stop Jax from showing up and showing her a good time in the shower. Hey, when in Evergreen Harbour, do as the hipsters do! Save water; shower together!
Finally Jax got the opportunity to see more of Sims Sessions and Venessa Jeong was there! She was no longer pregnant with that glitchy phantom baby of Darling’s and there were tents conveniently placed near the stage. What a romantic spot to conceive a baby, right? And conceive they did during Glass Animals’ soulful acoustic rendition of Heat Waves. Ooh la la!
Moving on! Jax has finally made his way through all the San Myshuno girls and starts on Forgotten Hollow. There is only one lady from Forgotten Hollow; Lilith Vatore. She also moved to Evergreen Harbour with her husband from Windenburg, Wolfgang Munch.
Jax doesn’t care much for subtlety and makes his intentions known right in front of Lilith’s husband.
After his brief foray with the only Forgotten Hollow lady, Jax sets his sights on Brindleton Bay. where Catarina Lynx was still living in the same place she started out in, except now she had twin daughters. Twin daughters who were sleeping in the only bed in the house. I don’t think so, kids. Jax is a very busy man, he’s got other ladies to impregnate. Get out of there!
Catarina looked completely satisfied with Jax’s performace afterwards. Or maybe she was just happy to get her bed back.
Next stop on the baby train was the Delgato household. This enchanting introduction Jax learned recently is super handy! He doesn’t even really need to use his Charmer’s Lullaby anymore. One enchanting introduction and the ladies are all Very Flirty and the conversation is an instant Steamy Exchange. Nice, Jax.
The women in town weren’t the only ones getting older. Jax was, too, and his 30th birthday was rapidly approaching. Most 30 year olds would want a grown up party. Y’know, for grown ups, only. No kids allowed. Kids are party ruiners. But not Jax. Jax wanted a super fun, kid-friendly party where he could invite all his merchildren. He hit up the mall to buy a cake and lots of food and treats that his kids would like for his upcoming birthday bash.
He invited all of his mermaid children and their moms as chaperones to his party. He was ridiculously excited about it; he hadn’t yet met a few of his kids and he was looking forward to the opportunity to get to know more of them. He hugged everyone as they walked through the front door.
HAPPO BORFNAH, JAX!!!
No alcohol here, folks! This is a kid-friendly party so only kid-friendly drinks will be served at the bar! Jax serves up some cream cola for the kiddos to enjoy. What kid doesn’t like sugary fizzy drinks in fun colours? A weird kid, that’s what.
When everyone had their fill of cake, cupcakes, brownies, and sugary fizzy drinks, the party wound down. Jax asked the kids’ moms if the little ones could stay for a few hours afterwards to go for a swim with their dad. Only two of them have a mermaid mom. The rest needed to learn how to be mermaids from a mermaid parent.
Some of the kids were stronger swimmers than others but Jax was there to be a good merman dad and show them how it’s done. One day, they’d be leaping through the waters of Sulani effortlessly, he just knew it. How could they not? They were his kids, after all!
During the course of Jax’s escapades in this chapter, he received texts from his previous flings to let him know that some of his children have been born!
- Cassandra Goth gave birth to twins! Two girls named Cristal and Angelica
- Morgan Fyres gave birth to a girl named Alondra
- Luna Villareal gave birth to a boy named Curtis
- Sofia Bjergsen gave birth to a boy named Romeo
- Yuki Behr gave birth to a boy named Amir
- Miko Ojo gave birth to a boy named Finn
- Darling Walsh gave birth to a girl named Ratna
- Jesminder Bheeda gave birth to a boy named Richard
- Anaya Jang gave birth to a girl named Tanya
- Lily Feng gave birth to a boy named Colby
See the next page for some baby stats!
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