Jax the Merdaddy, VI: Too Much of a Good Thing

After discovering that celebrity workaround with Judith, I used the same trick to help Jax along with impregnating the homeless celebrities from the Get Famous expansion pack. Jax temporarily had a house full of young attractive celebrity girls in his home. Not that he minded in the slightest.

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Jax the Merdaddy, V: Happy Birthday, Jax!

Marching on his quest, Jax invites Anaya Jang over to his place for a good time. He’s almost made his way through all the San Myshuno ladies but a sudden, terrible realization struck him. Time was passing. A bunch of his kids were in grade school. Some of these lovely ladies on the waiting list for a certified Jax Hidalgo baby wouldn’t stay young enough to have babies for much longer. If he didn’t hurry, at least a quarter of the female population would be wrinkled and grey before Jax ever got to them!

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Jax the Merdaddy, IV: Child Support Woes

One thing that can be said for Jax is that he’s good at keeping a clean home. His baby mommas left the place a total disaster after that chaotic kava party, possibly on purpose as revenge for knocking them up and taking off. Jax just calmly gathered up all the empty plates and kava cups and pulled out the vacuum to get his place in order again.

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Jax the Merdaddy, III: The Kava Party

Sometimes, a merman just needs to take a break from impregnating the entire world and just go for a peaceful swim at sunset. Ohan’ali Town was quickly becoming Jax’s favourite place in Sulani. The calm waters, the hustle and bustle of the beach, and the peaceful little spot to sleep beneath the falls was starting to feel like home to him.

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Jax Needs YOUR Sims!

At the beginning of Jax’s story, I said I would be turning to Gallery Sims if he didn’t have 100 children by the time he’d gotten through every premade Sim in the game that can get pregnant. I’ve mentioned before that I’m a lot farther ahead in the game than in the story on the blog. On the blog, Jax is just beginning in his quest to have 100 children with every eligible Sim in the game but in my game, I’ve finally reached that point where Gallery Sims will be required soon.

So the time is right to reach out to YOU for help!

Upload your Sims to the Gallery for Jax to romance with the hashtag #jaxsgirls

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Jax the Merdaddy, II: From Willow Creek to Windenburg

Shortly after he moved into his new pad in Ohan’ali Town, Jax ran into Mele Kahananui late one night. She was walking along the beach in front of his house. His plan to meet attractive women on the beach was working, already! Jax introduces himself like a proper gentleman and Mele looks a bit smitten with Jax right from the start.

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Jax the Merdaddy, I: The Trouble With Oliana

Jax’s first order of business after getting himself set up in a little shack next to the volcano was to look for some ladies willing to have a romp in the waterfall with him. Mermaids have a knack for finding other mermaids and he found Nalani Mahi’hai and Kalamainu’u Iona living in an old shipwreck with Ukupaniko Hekekia and Pa’aka Uha.

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Jax the Merdaddy: Prologue

This is Jax Hidalgo. Certified Bro, Child of the Ocean, Child of the Islands, and aspiring Beach Bum.

He is also a merman. A hunky merman. As Sulani’s resident hunky merman, Jax sees it as his mission to spread his hunky merman genes across the seven seas. There are a lot of lonely ladies looking for a passionate night of romance, and the oceans need more mersims. Jax is here to help with both of those problems. He’s just generous like that.

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