Jax’s first order of business after getting himself set up in a little shack next to the volcano was to look for some ladies willing to have a romp in the waterfall with him. Mermaids have a knack for finding other mermaids and he found Nalani Mahi’hai and Kalamainu’u Iona living in an old shipwreck with Ukupaniko Hekekia and Pa’aka Uha.
It didn’t take him long at all to capture Nalani’s attention. She found him irresistible immediately. Can you blame her? They have the same tattoo! Jax barely had to try with Nalani at all. A few flirty pick up lines and she propositioned him for a good time in the waterfall on her own!
Nalani looks eager for more. Sorry, Nalani. Jax’s job is done. He has other ladies to “fertilize.” Like Kalamainu’u. Right after hooking up with Nalani, he went back to the shipwreck and enticed Kalamainu’u into the waterfall with him. That’s two little merbabies on the way for Jax!
With no more eligible mermaids in Sulani to procreate with, Jax soon had to move on to humans. That’s alright with him. Humans are fun to romp with but he hopes his merman genes are stronger than their human genes because he wants merchildren. He’s not interested in any human offspring of his.
He found an attractive young woman by the name of Leila Illes and took her back to the waterfall with him for some fun. Only time will tell if Leila gives him a merchild soon.
Even though Jax only intends to spend time with and nurture his mermaid children, he still has every intention of financially supporting all 100 of his children, whether mermaid or human. He’s not a TOTAL jerk, you know! He took a part-time job as a diver and right after his romantic escapades with Leila, headed off to make some simoleons for his future offspring!
Not everyone was falling all over themselves to get some of Jax, though. Oliana Ngata was NOT impressed with this playboy beach bum trying to get into her swimming shorts. Jax just couldn’t understand why Oliana hated him so much!
Eventually, Jax had to cut his losses and move on to Lilliana Kealoha, who was much more receptive to his charms and happily conceived another one of Jax’s children in a romantic little love shack on the beach. Kalamainu’u, who happened to be in the area, was less than thrilled to see her recent lover in the arms of someone else and furiously swam off.
Jax still couldn’t get Oliana out of his mind and decided to go to her house and give it another shot with her. He found out exactly why Oliana didn’t like him when he arrived; Leila Illes was Oliana’s wife and Leila was currently carrying Jax’s baby. Oliana must have found out that Leila cheated on her with him. Look at the dirty look she gave her. Oops…
Most men would be smart enough to take that as a sign to get the hell out of there but Jax is not as smart as most men. He is nothing if not determined even to his own detriment and still attempts to try and get into Oliana’s good graces. A thunderstorm threatens to put a damper on his romantic plans but ha! That’s no problem for a merman!
Mermaids have the power to control the weather! He pulls his trusty conch shell from… probably an orifice we don’t want to know about because those tiny swimming shorts have no place for a shell that big… and calls clear skies. Surely Oliana would be so impressed by his magical abilities that she would jump at the chance to have him in her bed, no?
She’s thinking about it! Maybe Jax has a chance with her, after all!
Nevermind. It looks like not even being able to control the powers of nature is impressive enough to make Oliana forget about her wife’s cruel betrayal with this lazy, womanizing bum. At this point, Jax has wasted several days just trying to hook up with Oliana. His other hook ups are about to pop out Jax’s first babies any day now. Reluctantly, Jax accepts that he’s struck out again and sullenly swims home with his fins between his… fins. I don’t know where I was going with that analogy, I’m sorry.
Another thunderstorm rolls in as Jax arrives home, defeated, and the universe sees fit to punish him for all of his shenanigans. Aw come on, universe. Could you at least have waited until he didn’t feel so downtrodden? You shouldn’t kick a merman when he’s down, you know.
Maybe Jax just likes punishment but he goes back to Oliana’s house yet again the next day for one final shot at shacking up with her. At first, she wanted nothing to do with him, as usual. Honestly, who can blame her? He slept with her wife, got her pregnant, and he’s annoyingly persistent. I’m kind of on Oliana’s side even though she’s one of my least favourite premade Sims. This is a challenge, though, and I for one, am not about to back down from a Sims challenge.
Jax has one final trick up his sleeve. It’s well known that mermaids have powerful singing voices. Jax wonders if the Charmer’s Lullaby will soften her harsh glare. At first, it doesn’t look like it worked. Oliana looks just as pissed with Jax as she did moments ago.
HE WON OLIANA OVER! Weather control? Nah, not impressive. A nice singing voice, though, and she’s all over Jax. Go figure. But of course, she still wouldn’t sleep with him. SIGH. It turned out to be a glitch, but Jax had to leave Oliana alone for a little while and come back to her. Again.
After Oliana, Jax needed a break from island girls and branched out to Willow Creek, where he ran into nothing but trouble with the women there. They all had families or annoying roommates intruding on them and killing the mood. No Willow Creek babies for Jax…
The only woman in Willow Creek who seemed to like Jax was Eliza Pancakes. I don’t blame her one bit. She’s married to hands down the worst Sim in the game and deserves so much better than that lazy, useless, apathetic slob who treats her like a free cleaning service. But with said useless husband at home and watching her every move, Eliza whispered in Jax’s ear “Maybe some other time! Call me!”
Despite having some success with Eliza, Jax couldn’t help wondering why a sexy merman like him was striking out so much with the ladies. It couldn’t be him. Or the fact that he had multiple women pregnant with his children and word was starting to get around about his behaviour. No way. That was crazy. It had to be his house. Yes, that was it. His dingy little shack next to a volcano was not romantic at all. Not to mention it was so far away from the water that Jax needed to be submerged in every day to survive. A change in accommodations was in order.
Jax leaves his shack in Mua Pel’am and moves into a much more hospitable beach home in Ohan’ali Town. The water was right behind his house; all he had to do was dive off his deck. The area was densely populated so there was no shortage of beach babes to give him babies. Most importantly, it was quite the romantic little abode. He’d have no trouble seducing anyone here.
Oh, how did he pay for it? Well his job as a diver actually paid pretty well… until he quit. Turns out diving is actually hard work and Jax kept coming home too exhausted to have a tumble with the ladies so he’s living free now! Until his savings run out.
See the next page for some baby stats!
Jax’s beach house was built by madabanana in the Gallery.
Snarky Sims 
So much drama I love it!
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Thanks! Oof, the whole Leila and Oliana thing was a mess! They actually divorced shortly afterwards!
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