After discovering that celebrity workaround with Judith, I used the same trick to help Jax along with impregnating the homeless celebrities from the Get Famous expansion pack. Jax temporarily had a house full of young attractive celebrity girls in his home. Not that he minded in the slightest.
He started with Holly Alto who, yes, is channeling her Sims 3 self vibes rather than her Sims 4 default look. I was feeling a bit nostalgic for the Holly Alto from my younger days, what can I say?
Jax thought having a house full of beautiful women 24/7 would be a dream come true, but as it turned out, it was actually rather stressful. For one thing, the only bathroom in his little beachside home got crowded very fast; everyone was clamoring to get a turn in the shower with Jax at the same time and had his shower been bigger, he would have said the more, the merrier. As it was, two people in his shower was cozy enough. Kayla Flemming could attest to that.
For another thing, jealousy was an issue. It was hard not to notice Jax getting it on with another girl in the bedroom or the shower only moments after he finished “entertaining” another girl in the house, and not all the women appreciated having to share him with everyone else in the house. Arguments were breaking out between them all over the place and Jax was stuck in the middle of all of it.
Luckily, he was charming and handsome enough to diffuse tempers and stoke the flames of romance, anyway. He managed to calm Octavia Moon with some slick bedroom moves. Wink wink.
When Brytani Cho decided what the heck, why not have a go with Jax? Everyone else already has, Jax felt some relief at being able to shoo these ladies back to wherever they were living before. He loved a good time with almost anyone, but he was beginning to realise there was such a thing as too much of a good thing. One lucky lady at a time from now on.
For more reasons than one. I didn’t think STDs were a thing in the Sim world, nor do I have any naughty mods that would enable such things, but Jax fell suspiciously ill with a bad rash shortly after his little tumble with Brytani. Well then. That takes the dangers of unprotected WooHoo to a whole new level in this game…
Jax recovered fine with some rest and orange juice but suffice it to say, he’s thinking he may invest in some protective measures for his romantic escapades in the future once he’s completed his mission to father 100 children.
For some reason, I don’t have any pictures of Baby Ariel, but she was made into a Young Adult via cheats because she would be a Young Adult by now if she wasn’t coded strange and was also impregnated by Jax during this time.
Next stop, StrangerVille! Not to solve the mystery, though. Jax has no time for those kinds of crazy shenanigans. He’s more interested in causing a baby boom in StrangerVille. He’d swung by a few times to make a baby with Meredith Roswell and Sofia Bjergsen. It was time to finish what he started, beginning with Jess Sigworth.
Alice Martin had long since moved to a tiny rundown apartment in San Myshuno, living the single mom life with a toddler in tow, but that was no problem for Jax. He’d done plenty of world hopping in the past. It took aaaaaaaall day in that dang shower for Alice to conceive Jax’s baby but somehow, I don’t think either of them had any complaints about that.
Leslie Holland was living a much more lavish lifestyle than her old roommate in San Myshuno, enjoying a ritzy penthouse with her husband and children. It seemed like San Myshuno was hot real estate; apparently everyone wanted to live there these days. In usual fashion, Jax showed up to get busy in Leslie’s shower and possibly destroy another marriage in the process. All in a day’s work, my friend. Just doing what’s necessary.
That is, until Jax discovered who Leslie’s husband was. His old merman pal from Sulani, Ukupaniko Hekekia, came home and caught Jax in the shower with his wife and had more than a few angry words for the both of them. Dang, now Jax felt bad. He didn’t like the idea of betraying his own kind but seriously, Ukupaniko should be thanking him! He’s only helping fill the oceans with mermaids like them, right? The more merbabies, the better. Sheesh…
Having successfully impregnated his way through all the StrangerVille ladies, Jax set his sights on some magical women from Glimmerbrook. Conveniently, Gemma Charm had moved right across the street from him! Not so conveniently, she was already pregnant with someone else’s baby. So The Watcher worked a bit of divine magic and forced her to go into labour immediately.
That’s better. Do your thing, Jax.
Grace Anansi had married my Christian priest (???) and moved to yep, you guessed it, San Myshuno, with him. Once again, Jax swooped in to make another baby and destroy another marriage. Might as well keep the streak going, I guess.
Meanwhile, Emilia Ernest had stayed in Glimmerbrook with her now-husband, Darrel Charm, and had several children with him. That didn’t stop Jax, though. It never does. He’s already caused dozens of divorces, what’s one more?
Emilia was kind enough to point Jax to the portal that would take him to The Magic Realm, where a Sage named L. Faba was in need of his “services.” Well, he couldn’t keep someone as important as a Sage waiting, could he? Off Jax went through the portal to go meet this mystery woman known only as the letter L.
My my, L. hasn’t had a man as handsome as Jax come strolling into her realm looking for a good time in several hundred years! It would be a waste of an opportunity to send him away, wouldn’t it?
Yes, yes it would. And knocking up L. Faba knocks all the Realm of Magic ladies off Jax’s list.
Back in Sulani, Family Fun Day took place right outside Jax’s home along the beach and surprise surprise, all the kids in attendance were Jax’s children. One was Viviana, whom Jax has kept a close relationship with because she was born a mermaid. The others were humans that Jax barely knew and really didn’t have much interest in getting to know.
But he can’t pass up an opportunity to see his darling Viviana! He heads to the wade pool just as the festival ends to give her a big hug and catch up with her. His other children? Well, they just stood around awkwardly waiting for their father to acknowledge them, but he never did. Come on, they’re humans! How was Jax supposed to bond with a human kid? He had nothing in common with them. They were better off just staying with their human mothers.
Hello, University of Britechester! Sleazy Jax is here to seduce all your cute campus girls! And Becca Clarke is cute, indeed. And romantic. She hopped into bed with Jax pretty much right after getting introduced with no prompting on Jax’s part. I guess she was looking for the full college experience, casual hookups with strangers and all.
Will sleeping with Becca’s best friend, Julia Wright, right after hooking up with Becca and getting her pregnant destroy her friendship? Well, I guess we’ll find out when Becca and Julia get matching positive pregnancy tests in a couple weeks…
During the course of Jax’s escapades in this chapter, he received texts from his previous flings to let him know that some of his children have been born!
- Meredith Roswell gave birth to a girl named Brianna
- Judith Ward gave birth to a boy named Jamel
- Penny Pizzazz gave birth to a boy named Will
- Venessa Jeong gave birth to a girl named Leslie
- Lilith Vatore gave birth to a girl named Dallas
- Catarina Lynx gave birth to a boy named Taylor
- Supriya Delgato gave birth to a boy named Westley
- Holly Alto gave birth to a girl named Kaye
- Kayla Flemming gave birth to a girl named Irene
- Octavia Moon gave birth to a girl named Angel
- Brytani Cho gave birth to a girl named Jo
- Baby Ariel gave birth to a boy named Cordell
See the next page for some baby stats!
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